The Ankh-Morpork Winter Palace

      

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Welcome, my friends, to the Ankh-Morpork Government website.

SITE UPDATED 02nd November 2004 - I'm sorry that it's been over a year since the last update. I've been doing my PhD! I'm going to try to revamp the site and get it going again! Apologies to all who've surfed here in the meantime and found it dead!!

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My name is Samuel Caddick and I am press secretary to the Patrician, Lord Havelock Vetinari. I am here to serve you. Through this site I hope that we might develop a more prosperous and beneficial relationship; maintaining Ankh-Morpork as the 'pearl of cities' that it is today. If you want to talk to one another go to the Forum and leave a message, I will read them all!

If you have anything to say to me then contact me and I will pass your information on to His Lordship. Remember, a good citizen tells us about his or her friends. If you are a Guild Member, or want to become one, see His Lordship in the Guild Hall and he will be more than happy to accommodate you. If you would like to learn more about the Patrician himself then go to this excellent website by Ealasaid

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